Enterprise: Season 1, Episode 4

Drunk Factor: “Yeaahh” for Matt, 6 for Amanda and Chris

Our “Weird Sex Stuff” month comes to a close with a genuinely weird and awful episode of Enterprise! Amanda, Chris, and Matt give this episode all of the respect it deserves, as we drunkenly slog through Willy Wonka-esque shenanigans, Captain Archer’s butt, and spontaneous nipple growth.

Voyager: Season 3, Episode 16

Drunk Factor: 4.5 for Chris and Amanda, “Fuck Me” for Matt.

We continue our month of strange Star Trek sexing with “Blood Fever”! Ensign Vorik is Pon Farring all over the place and infects B’Elanna Torres with his seasonal horniness disorder. Also there are rock people. Amanda, Chris, and Matt try to make sense of these strange new feelings, while trying to avoid veering wildly off-topic.

The Next Generation: Season 1, Episode 3

Drunk Factor: 4

In this week’s episode, the crew of the Enterprise is infected with a virus that makes everyone act drunk; unsurprisingly, the Drunk Trek cast can relate! Join us, as we: find out how fully functional Data is, discuss Picard and Crusher’s great unrequited love, and watch as Wesley nearly blows everyone up, for the first, but definitely not last, time!

The Original Series: Season 1, Episode 4

Drunk Factor: Impulse

We’re back from our long holiday hiatus! In (dis)honor of St. Valentine’s day, our theme this month is “Weird Sex Stuff”. Star Trek has a long history of weird sexy episodes, so we’ll start with this Original Series gem “The Naked Time”!

In this episode, we discover that there’s not actually that much weird sex stuff in this episode, that hazmat suits have seriously regressed in the future, and that time travel is really no big deal. Enjoy!